January 2011
97 posts
markient-deactivated20110521-de asked: lol your eyes went bigger
How to explain sexuality to kids using pens
hi .
I hate it how you make up some crap to make me feel sorry so that i’ll end up trying to comfort you, even when i know it’s a lie so i don’t seem so cold, but i really don’t give a shit. You’re not getting anywhere by telling me stories like you’re at the hospital .. then why the fuck are you texting me if you’re hurt? What the fuck do you want?
Reblog this if God is more important to you than...
Licking Out My Best Friend
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is licking out my best friend when she slept over. We slept in the same bed and were playing around tickling and poking each other. I’m not sure what exactly happened to take it to another level but we ended up kissing and I licked her out. Since the sleepover we have only talked once. I regret that I probably ruined this friendship.
[Female, 15]
when I start singing a song and people join in.
Did I invite you?
Anonymous asked: Who's the biggest babe in your life right now?
Anonymous asked: I dare you to scream out pineapple as loud as you can in the middle of the night.
Anonymous asked: I dare you to ask Gayle out.
The amazing feeling you get after "k"ing someone
alyaae:
how kids dance today...
stonergirlswag:
OMG IF I EVER SAW THIS
I'm sorry,
veee-:
But having perfect grammar and spelling doesn’t make you better than anyone else on the Internet. Mind you this is the Internet, you know, cyberspace. Last time I checked just because someone made a spelling or grammatical error doesn’t mean that they’re illiterate.
Thumbs up for you if you really think that you can define someone’s intelligence from the way that they type.
iammharc asked: Thanks For FOLLOWINg bro ...
Anonymous asked: you're the chinese mothafacka AHAHAH!
Apparently, 1 in every 5 people are Chinese
There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum, dad, my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it’s colin
Made me lol
When people don't understand sarcasm.
snapeandshampoo:
oh-felicis:
drinkbutterbeer:
likespancakes:
My mom doesn’t.
And she calls herself my cousin.
brother knocks on front door
andiwaslikeohmygod:
Me: magic password :D
Brother: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Anonymous asked: you fag.
gayleniqua asked: Bitch stole my saying! :(
Fake is the new trend, everyone's in style.
